We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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