Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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