Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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