my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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