Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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