he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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