just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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