Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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