im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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