I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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