I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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