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she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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