His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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