I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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