I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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