i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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