There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?