# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.