Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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