in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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