i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
How's work?
Spinning.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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