found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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