She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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