Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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