I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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