Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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