i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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