her vagine was all disorganized.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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