We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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