They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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