It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it