You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
guess who came home with a hottie last night
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.