I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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