1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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