did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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