Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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