Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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