she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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