She said her name was "party"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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