Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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