As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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