chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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