Dual....:-)
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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