i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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