So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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