hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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