I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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