Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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