what if I'm pregnant?
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He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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