There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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