so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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