Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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