Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Randomize
