At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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