It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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