just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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