all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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