belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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