its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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