its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.