plz talk dirty to me
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?